Hello.

Hellooo. It’s meeeee. I’ve been wooonderin if after all these years you’d like to meet to go OOooover … EVERYTHING. They say time heals, but I ain’t done much heaaalin……… HELLLOOO. Can ya hear meee? I’m in California wooonderin bout who we used to be when we were YOUNGerrrrr, and freee. They say time heals, but I ain’t done much healllin. Blah blah DIFFERENT, blah blah BLAHHH blahhh blahh blah I don’t know the wordsssss.

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIDE. I MUST’VE TRIED A THOUSAND TIIIIIMES TO TELL YOU I’m SOOORRayyy … FOR THE THINGS THAT I’ve done. And BLAH BLAHHH BLAH blah blah, blah BREAKIN YOU DOWN ANYMOOOOORE. OOOOOOOOOOO. Hellooooo.

This original piece brought to you by Dave, in a moment of great inspiration. Hope everyone enjoyed. MUCH LOVE ❤

Sincerely, Dave. XOXOXO. Love yall. XOXOXOX

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Flying the Friendly Skies with Lil’ Kim

Hey there blog. Heyyy there followers (insert playful finger-gun and pleasant wink here). Back by popular demand (by my sister, and probably nobody else; all goodie, I’m still chillin.) After about two weeks I’M BACK BABY I’M BACK (read that last line in a female Southie Bostonian accent, then go back to normal). How are you? I’m well. Coming at you LIVE from the friendly skies, literally on one of my return flights from Boston to Cali. I just hammed down a bag of dried blueberries from Trader Joe’s (thanks Mom) and probably have attractive blueberry dust all over my lips as I write this entry. I wonder what the guy to my left must think… All goodie, though, all goood. So the clouds are pretty nice up here, purty serene I’d say… I don’t really have anything of great interest to say at the moment, to be quite honest. I just figured I’d start typing since I ran out of dried blueberries. Oooo I do have some chocolate left, I’ll ham that down a little later. Gotta finish this blog post first though, priorities, priorities. So… What’s new with yall? Any comments for me? Ehhh? Nobody’s ever left comments yet on my awesome blog. I wonder why? I literally have so many followers that I could count them on one hand. Hehehe, always nice to laugh at your own jokes that aren’t funny, ahhh I do it all the time. Welllll…. I think that’s enough for now, I’m gonna finish that chocolate, and maybe read a bit of Dance with Dragons to get more inspired. Inspire me George R.R. Martin, por favor inspire me. FYI they just walked by with a snack cart. For a split second I was like “Ooooo snacks, yeahhh.” Then I realized that all the snacks are pretty not tasty and not pleasant. Mehhh whatever I gots my chocolates. I’m quite parched though I must say, quite parched. I nice tall glass of ice water with a bit of citrus zest would be rather ideal right now. Anyway anyway, now I’m really gonna go. Maybe I’ll come back, we shall see we shall see. I hope you thoroughly enjoyed this useful post filled with superdy duper insightful information. Until next time, friends.

Yours as always with sincerity, David. (And/or Dave and/or Your Radiance.) Now I must depart to a land of dragons and lust and Meereenese tokars exposing the left breast, a la 1999 VMAs Lil’ Kim. Farewell friends, we shall meet again on the morrow! [Probably not, but soon enough, soon enough. Aight, later errbody. Peace and love yall <3.]

LET’S DO THIS

Alright blog let’s do this LET’S DO THIS. So I was at Ohana’s BBQ a little earlier tonight getting some grub with a few friends. One of them got his order ticket and said he was #22. So what did I immediately think of? None other than T. Swifts “22”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8 … Oooo yaaa (Lumpy Space Princess voice).

So we eat our food, then part ways, as we live on opposite sides of town and I am Oh too lazy to bike double the distance at the end of the night to get back to my apartment. Instead of hanging out with friends like a normal human being on a Friday night, I will gladly depart to my abode to enjoy some blueberry-covered goat cheese and coconut chocolate pudding and other delicious goodies whilst watching YouTube and/or Netflix and blogging about my day-to-day happenings on WordPress. I am a very exciting person as you may have already guessed. Anywho, I digress.

So we part ways, and I decide to make my nightly visit to Trader Joe’s to get some more blueberry-covered goat cheese among other things. As I’m perusing the almond butter aisle, what song comes on the speaker system? None other than … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8 … OOOOO YAAAA I’m thinking in my head (with the LSP voice of course) and I start jammin to the beat (internally at least… I’m a pretty odd weirdo at times, but I try to keep it contained in public). So I’m feelin 22 just like T. Swift, bop my way over to the dried fruit section, and then another song comes on. “What song??” you might be asking in fervent anticipation. This song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eRzOYhLuw OOOOOO YAAAAAAA. So I’m jammin again, feelin stronger than I did before. I cap the adventure by splurging on some honey and brussel sprouts, and then head for the check-out.

“So, what’s the point of all this?”, you might ask. There is none. Enjoy your evening! Yee yeee Davy out, peace.

Why I don’t advertise “Paleo” in public. I don’t want to be a douche…

So today I had a conversation with a nutrition major. It came up that I followed the “paleo” diet. I didn’t initiate the conversation; he had asked if I wanted pizza, and I said “No thanks. I try to stay away from breads.” He then gave a follow-up question, so I told him I’m “paleo”. I now regret using that trendy word, because it ends up classifying and alienating people from one another. I don’t want to be perceived as a douche, and I understand that this type of diet is not realistically affordable for many people. That is exactly why I don’t like telling people that I follow this lifestyle.

Anyway, he had a lot of questions for me, and I could tell that he was mildly upset with my dietary choices. I think part of that stems from the fact that most self-proclaimed “paleo” enthusiasts are pretentious douchebags, and by stating that I was “paleo” I ended up lumping myself in with that crowd. In the end, he didn’t get too upset because I didn’t hold a strong stance or opinion on the matter. Honestly, for me there are still a lot of unknowns with regard to nutrition. Maybe breads and rice and corn are good for you in moderation; I’m not going to tell anyone that they are bad. All I’d like is to experiment with different diets and see what works for my body, and the only way to know if something works is to adhere to it for a significant portion of time and determine whether my body responds well to the change in the long-run. I’m going to rap this up, because it’s 12:47AM and I need to go to lab tomorrow. I just wanted to say that I don’t want to be perceived as a douche, and I’ll no longer be using the word “paleo”… ever. I eat a non-grain, non-legume diet, and everyone else can eat whatever they want. If you want a slice of pizza or some chocolate-chip banana bread, you do you girl. Ima do me. To each his own.

That’s all for now. Have a good night.

-Captain Dave

P.S. THE PATS WON THE SUPERBOWL! Werrrrrrddd 😀

Hi World. HI WORLD!!!! :D

Hi World. It’s Dave!!!! Yeahhh over-enthusiasm. I’m just jibberjabberin away. Jibber jibber jibber jabber. I don’t really know why, but I felt like postin. Let’s keep this short and sweet for tonight. And please give me feedback, my extensive list of 0 followers. Love ya! With utmost greatest lovely love in the world. Sincerely, Dave. Bye!